Fail Whale
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All shirts are printed on American Apparel, unless otherwise noted on the shirt page.
Men’s Shirts
| Chest (Inches) | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 48-50 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist (Inches) | 30-32 | 32-33 | 33-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 |
Women’s Shirts
| Size | 0-2 | 4-6 | 8-10 | 12-14 | 16-18 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Inches) | 30-32 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-46 |
| Waist (Inches) | 25-26 | 27-28 | 30-32 | 33-35 | 36-38 |
Chest: Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest. Be sure to keep tape level across back and comfortably loose.
Waist: Measure around natural waist with a loose tape.
All items are guaranteed to be real. All shirts are made of cotton. Cotton is guaranteed to shrink. We do not guarantee that all folks will look hot in our shirts, but we applaud the effort. PayPal is safe, so stop it. All images are protected under a Creative Commons license. Mule is a Design Studio. Send us pictures or post them in the Free Range Mule Shirt group on Flickr.



