WELCOME SQUID OVERLORDS
The cephalopod biomass is now greater than the human biomass. We don’t know how many there are or how big they get. We are NOT ready. Play it smart.
UPDATE: The Kraken has been found alive and we’re celebrating with a new shirt!
All shirts are printed on American Apparel, unless otherwise noted on the shirt page.
Men’s Shirts
| Chest (Inches) | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 48-50 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist (Inches) | 30-32 | 32-33 | 33-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 |
Women’s Shirts
| Size | 0-2 | 4-6 | 8-10 | 12-14 | 16-18 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Inches) | 30-32 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-46 |
| Waist (Inches) | 25-26 | 27-28 | 30-32 | 33-35 | 36-38 |
Chest: Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest. Be sure to keep tape level across back and comfortably loose.
Waist: Measure around natural waist with a loose tape.
All items are guaranteed to be real. All shirts are made of cotton. Cotton is guaranteed to shrink. We do not guarantee that all folks will look hot in our shirts, but we applaud the effort. PayPal is safe, so stop it. All images are protected under a Creative Commons license. Mule is a Design Studio. Send us pictures or post them in the Free Range Mule Shirt group on Flickr.



